Carson: Mommy I need to go potty.
Me: Are you sure?
Carson: Yes, I need to go potty.
Mom takes Carson to bathroom, sits him on toilet. Waits….and waits…and waits…
Carson: Mommy, my penis is not working
Olivia: I think he needs new batteries
Mom bursts out laughing
Olivia <on to the joke now>: Ya, just stick ’em up his butt!!
I love my life!