Dialog from a 2 and 3 Year-Old

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Carson: Mommy I need to go potty.
Me: Are you sure?
Carson: Yes, I need to go potty.

Mom takes Carson to bathroom, sits him on toilet. Waits….and waits…and waits…

Carson: Mommy, my penis is not working
Olivia: I think he needs new batteries

Mom bursts out laughing

Olivia <on to the joke now>: Ya, just stick ’em up his butt!!

I love my life!

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